This is Rudy Gobert Nation

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22 years old with the wingspan of a California redwood, Utah Jazz prospect Rudy Gobert is beginning to tower over intimidated opponents and prove to the daily fantasy sports world that he’s now an everyday play. Just a fried potato over 7 feet tall, we knew the French product could please the ladies, but what we didn’t know was how charming he could be on a basketball court. Thanks to this ferocious silverback gorilla dunk, now we do.

But only through the art of comedic journalism will NBA fans begin to realize how special this gargantuan is. Which is why he’s going to grab soon-to-be Gobert Nation by its balls and unleash “The Gobert Report” on the unexpected throng of eager minds. Somehow, somehow, he’ll find the time.

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