Wes Welker at the Kentucky Derby. Speaking of horse shit, news just hitting the wire. According to local resident Burt Burnstein, roommate Dale Ferguson has “probably like 5 or 6″ shoes in the corner of his apartment. “It’s been going on long enough,” he said. What started out as just a pair of sneakers has since spiraled into a snowbell of hilarious sports memes. While Burt conceded they were off to the side toward Dale’s room, it was still a general eye-sore and “they make it hard to get to the living room window.” Reports are that Burnstein was considering “one of those shoe holders you place on the back of your door,” but reservations about how often it would even be used was a concern.